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HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

copingstone:

never-let—it-die:

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

It wasn’t a movie. It was pure fucking art, fight me.

That’s that real shit.

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The greatest deception of modernism is that the laws of nature are explanations of the phenomenon of nature. They’re not, they’re simply descriptions.

— Ludwig Wittgenstein (via shatterrealm)

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maximusis1st:

smutpeddlerzoey:

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I don’t have words for how this makes me feel. Gaddam.

Holy shit. No-one tell me soviet female space marines don’t make sense ever agian. This shit is dope.

The most dope shit I’ve ever seen.

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amerikanyets:

coffeegivesmequantumjitters:

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oH MY GOD

This is way too good not to reblog.

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Captcha getting real.

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sosuperawesome:

Worlds Collide, Nicole Gustafsson

Etsy

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turnipfritters:

kee-lay:

cuddletim-e:

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I want one

bruh they grow up pretty big

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If something burns your soul with purpose and desire, it’s your duty to be reduced to ashes by it. Any other form of existence will be yet another dull book in the library of life.

— Charles Bukowski (via wordsnquotes)

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escapekit:

Life in Japan

Tumblr user ‘1041uuu’, has created a series of GIFs that perfectly encapsulate how modern life in Japan is like. 

Did I mention they look like 8-bit video games. Awesome. 

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ryanhatesthis:

i will reblog this over and over again until it is the only thing on my blog.

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